That’s right! A Dragonslayer. A Knight-In-Shining-Armor!
YOU are the hero that will save your home from a plain, pale, dull, ugly, and boring fate! A future devoid of color. A future where the Princess (or Prince, if your house is a he) wears no Crown Molding.
In your tireless dedication to your quest, you scour the internet in search of the tools, weapons, and magic potions that will, in the end, win the day!